Now it's been said that i am a male chauvinist pig! Can you believe it? "Well yes Bondy, we can." Now be fair,that's simply not true. I strongly believe that there is a place for women in this world and that place is in the kitchen because..well..they are much better at doing dishes,washing,cooking and baking than men,so there you have it,i am admitting that women are better than men at some things so i cannot be a male chauvinist pig. Ok, now that's been resolved,should women play poker..eh..HELL NO! Their brain does not have the capacity for it.
Here is an example; I was playing an sng on donkeystars and unfortunately there was a women at the table.."Serving drinks Bondy?" Eh no, "Giving it a wipe down?" Eh no,no she was trying to play poker online. Here's what happened...i have a stack of about 4000 under the gun,6 handed and she is making pretty patterns with her chips of about 750 on the button(which she was trying to sew on her blouse.)I have AA and with the blinds at 100/50 raise to 400 and she calls leaving herself with 350.The flop comes A 2 4 rainbow,i check,she goes all in and i call..she has A3 and the turn produces a 5 to give her the straight and the board doesnt pair so she takes the pot.
At this point she types in the chat box."phew." Hmmmm,"Did you put me on ace 2 pre flop?" i asked." No, i put you on AK."she replied.........Eh..........NUFF SAID.
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HELL NO!
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ReplyDeleteO dear,we seem to have a reply from a woman here!Anyone know what the problems are here? I'll give you a clue,look at the time it was posted..........Yes thats right, Tea time.Food to make for her better half and then dishes to do..................unless.........wait.......AH...your single right? I'll give you some advice pet, stop trying to use the computer and stop putting comments on poker related sites as your brain does not have the capacity for it.Take your pretty little self off to the shops and buy a new pinny and a Jamie Oliver cook book,this will attract the more inteligent of the species(men) to you and you can spend the rest of your life cooking,cleaning,washing,ironing,sewing,knitting,shopping and the occasional act of love making(not when hes watching football,poker or playing poker of course)and your life will be complete...trust me ,i'm right...run along now dear.
ReplyDeleteLOL... and people are calling you sexist! no way , i just cant see it myself!
ReplyDeletei new you would stick up for me on this one Mr A,and you are right to of course! nice one!
ReplyDeletelol...fantastic Bondy
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