Foresight,Could Save You Alot Of Chips On The Turn

Going to veer away alittle from poker with this one,so picture this...You arrive home from a couple of hours work-out(several laps of the pool table and a press-up against the bar) to hear a male Geordie voice coming out of your surround sound speakers....."Alan Shearer interview" you think,BUT........The voice utters more words,oh no.................."Day 35, 10.23 am,Marco is mincing round the garden" NIGHTMARE!..................................YES, YOUR LASS IS USING THE REMOTE CONTROL... Which means garbage displayed on your 50 inch lcd display that normally shows only Sky Sports,Top Gear and Men And Motors......BUT WAIT.don t go in all guns blazing;Yes she is using a technical piece of electronic hardware,designed by men for womens benefit,"Womens benefit Bondy?" you ask..well of course,to save them having to get up and change the channel for you.

Tact and foresight are required here cos you noticed that your tea has not been provided yet and going in all guns blazing could deny you of it.So what to do?Remember,women are sensetive creatures and dont respond well to being denied the use of technical equipment,(just ask any of my ex wives)so proceed into the room saying "Hi honey,im home" and carefully remove the remote from the arm of the chair,at which point she will ask what you are doing............Point out that its a technical electronic gadget with buttons on that if not pressed in the right way could break a nail,and that you know she is more than capable of using such gadgets but you are looking out for her....at this point return the tv to Sky Sports and suggest she practices using buttons on the microwave( a device for steaming waist watcher meals)as these buttons are flat and have more of a space between them so breaking a nail is unlikely.

Now she will go and prepare your tea...problem solved...........So remember to think ahead before rushing in with that call of a flop reraise with top pair,iffy kicker, without thinking what it could cost you on the turn!!